Thanks to Betty Hoffmeier, Teijin Ltd., Charles Hoffmeier, and Shirley and William Grindrod for their contributions to PERF.

• Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
• How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
• Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
• If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
• You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
• Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
  

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